Seemingly mundane Boba Fett poster reveals causality between moral ambiguity and fragmented identity

Mysteries of ancient religion based around one all-power Force ruined by this machine

Occupy Death Star peace movement redundant as Stormtroopers have no confirmed kills.

Multiple concepts for Jar Jar Binks reveal the creative process of making complete shit

Rush Limbaugh: “No wonder Vader became a Dark Lord of the Sith! Single mother, anyone?”

TORONTO - Indie-pop band “Imperial” funded by US government to counter Metric

MISSISSAUGA - Architects of Absolute World towers might as well openly invite tech-savvy European terrorists

Here at The Daily Sprat, we strive to bring you high-quality news of spurious validity that matters to you. Our dedicated news team is passionate, our organization far-reaching, our goat mascot belligerent. We work around the clock every single day.

Except today. Today we’re on vacation.

And the next day too. In fact, this whole week’s a write-off.

But, that does not mean we are not still on the job. Join The Daily Sprat correspondents as we document our journey through the exotic and depraved lands of Central Canada.