Update to iPhone now includes hourly message from Siri assuring user “Everything is going to be okay”

Posted 1 year ago
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New phone will be slightly better than old phone, says phone company

Posted 1 year ago
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Phone battery dies, leaving man stranded at party with no one to talk to

Posted 1 year ago
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